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This is literally my favorite post of all time.
I CANNOT FUCKING BREEEEEAAAAAATHE
(via tforgery)
Source: ralphthemouth
There's no glitter in the gutter,
There's no twilight galaxy.is this homestuck
yes. yes it is.
(via 50-shades-of-gil)
Source: deadshuffle
(w: this is kinda dark)
And later, when Roxy finally conjures a matriorb
‘Congratulations Roxy. You have saved an entire species from the brink of extinction—
your death is heroic.’
(via 4ppl3b3rry)
Source: paperseverywhere
Bob the Maid
I AM SO FUCKING MAD. I AM SO FUCKINFG MAD. NO MATTER WHAT I GODDAMN DO THERE IS NO WAY I CAN GET THIS ABOMINATION OFF MY DASH. THERE IS NO WAY I CAN REMOVE THIS BLEMISH ON THE FACE OF HUMANITY FROM MY SIGHT. I DONT WANT TO FUCKING SEE SOME SENTIENT PIECE OF CORN SHAKE ITS ASS DRESSED IN A GODDAMN MAID SUIT. HOLY SHIT I AM SO ANGRY RIGHT NOW, AT THIS VERY MICROSECOND. I COULD WIN THE LOTTERY AND I COULD SEE THIS FUCKING GIF AND MY LIFE WOULD BE RUINED. I WOULD SWIM ACROSS THE FUCKING ATLANTIC OCEAN AND CLIMB MOUNT EVEREST JUST TO GET THIS ACTUAL PIECE OF EXCREMENT OFF OF MY DASH. GODDAMMIT I AM SO FUCKING ANGRY I AM LITERALLY GOING TO EXPLODE INTO A MILLION TINY MICROSCOPIC PIECES. GET SOMEONE TO GATHER ALL OF THE PIECES AND PUT ME TOGETHER, AND ANNIHILATE THIS DISGRACE TO MANKIND.
(via raribot)
Source: despicable-me